Happy Holiday's ☃
04 May, 2015
May 4th is not just another normal day. Oh no, May 4th is quite possibly the most jam-packed holiday extravaganza out of all 365 days of the year. You may have never heard or cared about these "holiday's," but just about everyone else in the social media rhelm has jumped on the May 4th bandwagon. Choose a holiday to celebrate, friends. If you can't beat em, join em.
National Star Wars Day
Name one thing sexier than a man wearing a star wars shirt, glasses, and an oversized watch. Actually, please don't answer that.
Audrey Hepburn's (Hypothetical) 86th Birthday
My favorite quote from her: “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.” Profound, Audrey.
Cinco de Mayo Eve
Cinco de Mayo is actually one of my favorite days of the year, but not for the reason you'd think. I don't drink all that often anymore after getting sick last fall, so cinco de drinko isn't necessarily my cup of tea. BUT, it is my BROTHERS BIRTHDAY tomorrow! The big 2-0! Expect a special birfday post for da big man mañana.
Bartolomeo Cristofori's 360th Birthday
Who is this lucky guy with such a cool name, you ask? Theeee... drumroll pweez.... inventor of the piano! Not the piano key necktie, like Mugato. Zoolander reference... if you haven't seen the movie, watch it, like now.
May the fourth be with you, friends. Happy holiday's. And now, time for some underground Flo Rida.
